In last nights final debate, John McCain channelled Richard Nixon and told Obama “I am not a crook.” OK, he said “I am not George Bush”, but, whatever. McCain saying he’s not the McSame as George Bush is about as absurd as Nixon declaring he is not a crook.
Obama responded by pointing out that its hard to tell the difference between the policies of Bush versus McCain because they keep lining up. McCain voted with Bush 90% of the time. McCain has been proud of this fact. McCain repeatedly voted for Bush’s budgets. He voted to invade Iraq. He has an entire decades-long history of voting for deregulating the markets. But he’s not Bush?
OK, I suppose we are talking about two different flesh and blood bodies here, so they can’t be the same. And I doubt McCain is Bush’s supervillian secret identity. Well, I know they aren’t because we keep seeing them together. Hugging. Kissing. An occasional tush grab. GET A ROOM YOU TWO!
Anyway, in light of this rather surreal statement, I give you the original I am not what I obviously am :
Also, under the category of WTF?
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