AIPAC to Obama: And a pony

AIPAC sent a letter to Obama

http://www.aipac.org/Publications/SourceMaterialsCongressionalAction/HousePeaceLetter.pdf

It says, in summary, butt out, unless the US is going to play “Good Cop” to Israel’s “Bad Cop” routine, in which case, Good Cops use rubber bullets on Palestinians, Bad Cops use lead bullets.

Also, AIPAC makes clear that Israel is totally open to implementing a Two-State solution with Palestinians as soon as someone from Gaza slays the Nemean lion, the hydra, capture the deer of Artemis, capture the Erymantian boar, clean the Augean stables in one day, slay the Stymphalian birds, capture the Cretan bull, steal Diomedes horses, obtain the girdle of the Amazon queen, obtain cattle from Geryon, obtain Hesperides’s apples, and capture Cerberus.

And buy them a pony.

And if the Palestinians are willing to meet these reasonable demands of the Israelis, then the Israelis will happily make peace with them.